this is lame, huh?

highschool.

Mon, 16 Jan 2006 03:42:49 GMT

We have a guest artist on jill_mspaint today. Many of you know Brad (admettre), so I decided to ask him to mspaint a picture of us in highschool together and we would compare. Our individual talents really shine here:

Jill's

Brad's

balls, ya'll, balls.

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 05:59:07 GMT

It's possible that a public forum may not be the best place for this, so I've done some filtering for the parties involved. Maybe he doesn't want an ex seeing this. I try to be a good person.

However,

My dear dear friend Chris likes to drink. A lot.

Usually he just gets a little silly and falls asleep like any self respecting alcoholic.

On the rare occurrence that he gets all pumped up (like by blasting Ladytron in the car) he will start riding a seemingly endless wave of adrenaline that has him doing backflips off the bed and, quite literally, ripping his clothes off his body.

On one of his dives from the stool to the bed, he landed on my face and dislocated my jaw, which I had to pop back into place while he jumped on the bed.

When I looked up, I could see his ball poking out of his only remaining clothing, a pair of twisted up underpants. I wanted to laugh, but my face hurt too much.

There's a lot more to the story, but I'll keep the rest private for his sake.

For now, a very quick ms paint to memorialize the incident:

kroq.

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 23:04:54 GMT

of Sing the Evens, Play the Odds fame:

Joey and the Junebugs.

Mon, 07 Nov 2005 03:38:56 GMT

As told to me by Joseph Mulhollen (take a look at this hunk right here):

"When I was little, growing up on a farm, I used to get these huge scabs on my scalp and my mom called them 'Junebugs', and she'd have to pick them out of my hair and everyone would say 'oh, Joey's got the Junebugs.' "

"I used to eat a lot of Crisco when I was little. I made Crisco sandwiches. I even had my own little jar of Crisco in the cupboard with my name on it. 'Joey's Crisco' "

so without further ado:

Now that I've embarassed him, go to his myspace and listen to his music.

Kansas The Well!

Tue, 25 Oct 2005 01:41:39 GMT

PS to Joe: I haven't forgotten about you! I AM working on it.

ARE YOU LISTENING????!!!

Mon, 18 Jul 2005 21:44:34 GMT

nap.

Fri, 24 Jun 2005 04:30:46 GMT

lockout.

Mon, 11 Apr 2005 04:46:31 GMT

it only took four months.

Wed, 08 Dec 2004 01:31:04 GMT

new job.

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 22:59:54 GMT

back to hostessing now.

work.

Sun, 11 Apr 2004 03:34:38 GMT

I love my job, why don't you

I know I haven't updated in forever, but I've had painter's block.

blackface.

Mon, 16 Feb 2004 04:22:39 GMT

In honour of Black History Month

kitties.

Sat, 31 Jan 2004 05:41:54 GMT

sixty-eight degrees?

Fri, 30 Jan 2004 05:43:26 GMT

dryer fire.

Sun, 18 Jan 2004 22:03:49 GMT

Mon, 05 Jan 2004 22:06:04 GMT

there are a hundred things I've been meaning to draw, but either I forget about them, or they're coming out like crap.

I need to get around to finishing and posting these ideas:

me puking bile.
the horrors of cleaning up after my parents.
bad dreams where my teeth bleed.
the face my mom makes when I cook anything with cumin.

indian corn.

Fri, 26 Dec 2003 02:06:09 GMT

xmas.

Thu, 25 Dec 2003 19:32:34 GMT

The Event.

Mon, 08 Dec 2003 21:34:06 GMT

I saw yesterday, and it made me cry.

MSOM

Fri, 05 Dec 2003 06:57:34 GMT

This is not my greatest portrait, but it is one that makes me smile.

A little backstory:

One day, while driving around town with Jessica (all_grey) and listening to The Phantom of the Opera soundtrack, Jessica confessed to me that the Phantom, a horribly disfigured murderer-hermit, made her really hot. It should also be noted that Jessica is only in love with gay men.

This led me to conclude that her ideal man was a

meatloaf.

Thu, 04 Dec 2003 06:38:31 GMT

television.

Wed, 03 Dec 2003 07:54:34 GMT

squash soup.

Mon, 24 Nov 2003 05:13:42 GMT

Being vegan in this house is not always easy.

childhood bedroom

Mon, 24 Nov 2003 04:57:41 GMT