this is lame, huh?

highschool.

2006-01-16T03:42:49Z

We have a guest artist on jill_mspaint today. Many of you know Brad (admettre), so I decided to ask him to mspaint a picture of us in highschool together and we would compare. Our individual talents really shine here:

Jill's

Brad's

balls, ya'll, balls.

2006-01-11T05:59:07Z

It's possible that a public forum may not be the best place for this, so I've done some filtering for the parties involved. Maybe he doesn't want an ex seeing this. I try to be a good person.

However,

My dear dear friend Chris likes to drink. A lot.

Usually he just gets a little silly and falls asleep like any self respecting alcoholic.

On the rare occurrence that he gets all pumped up (like by blasting Ladytron in the car) he will start riding a seemingly endless wave of adrenaline that has him doing backflips off the bed and, quite literally, ripping his clothes off his body.

On one of his dives from the stool to the bed, he landed on my face and dislocated my jaw, which I had to pop back into place while he jumped on the bed.

When I looked up, I could see his ball poking out of his only remaining clothing, a pair of twisted up underpants. I wanted to laugh, but my face hurt too much.

There's a lot more to the story, but I'll keep the rest private for his sake.

For now, a very quick ms paint to memorialize the incident:

kroq.

2005-11-07T23:04:54Z

of Sing the Evens, Play the Odds fame:

Joey and the Junebugs.

2005-11-07T03:38:56Z

As told to me by Joseph Mulhollen (take a look at this hunk right here):

"When I was little, growing up on a farm, I used to get these huge scabs on my scalp and my mom called them 'Junebugs', and she'd have to pick them out of my hair and everyone would say 'oh, Joey's got the Junebugs.' "

"I used to eat a lot of Crisco when I was little. I made Crisco sandwiches. I even had my own little jar of Crisco in the cupboard with my name on it. 'Joey's Crisco' "

so without further ado:

Now that I've embarassed him, go to his myspace and listen to his music.

Kansas The Well!

2005-10-25T01:41:39Z

PS to Joe: I haven't forgotten about you! I AM working on it.

ARE YOU LISTENING????!!!

2005-07-18T21:44:34Z

nap.

2005-06-24T04:30:46Z

lockout.

2005-04-11T04:46:31Z

it only took four months.

2004-12-08T01:31:04Z

new job.

2004-08-28T22:59:54Z

back to hostessing now.

work.

2004-04-11T03:34:38Z

I love my job, why don't you

I know I haven't updated in forever, but I've had painter's block.

blackface.

2004-02-16T04:22:39Z

In honour of Black History Month

kitties.

2004-01-31T05:41:54Z

sixty-eight degrees?

2004-01-30T05:43:26Z

dryer fire.

2004-01-18T22:03:49Z

jill_mspaint @ 2004-01-05T17:00:00

2004-01-05T22:06:04Z

there are a hundred things I've been meaning to draw, but either I forget about them, or they're coming out like crap.

I need to get around to finishing and posting these ideas:

me puking bile.
the horrors of cleaning up after my parents.
bad dreams where my teeth bleed.
the face my mom makes when I cook anything with cumin.

indian corn.

2003-12-26T02:06:09Z

xmas.

2003-12-25T19:32:34Z

The Event.

2003-12-08T21:34:06Z

I saw yesterday, and it made me cry.

MSOM

2003-12-05T06:57:34Z

This is not my greatest portrait, but it is one that makes me smile.

A little backstory:

One day, while driving around town with Jessica (all_grey) and listening to The Phantom of the Opera soundtrack, Jessica confessed to me that the Phantom, a horribly disfigured murderer-hermit, made her really hot. It should also be noted that Jessica is only in love with gay men.

This led me to conclude that her ideal man was a

meatloaf.

2003-12-04T06:38:31Z

television.

2003-12-03T07:54:34Z

squash soup.

2003-11-24T05:13:42Z

Being vegan in this house is not always easy.

childhood bedroom

2003-11-24T04:57:41Z